Bob Dylan

KE$HA covers Bob Dylan for a good cause, thoughts?

Bob Dylan

Listen before you judge, it is interesting.

 

Someone on Youtube had a good comment:
“This lady made this old man cry and I love bob Dylan. Grew up with his music. One thing I learned over the years is to keep my mind open.”

Read the story of why here: http://www.thelocalq.com/node/2573

Ke$ha said this about the song she covered: “Everything has changed. It’s amazing, but there are moments that are incredibly lonely. This caught me at one of those incredibly lonely moments, and it really struck home. There’s a line, ‘It’s a long and lonesome road, babe, where I’m bound I can’t tell.’ It’s tragically relevant,” said Ke$ha in a phone interview. “I think these are all positive things for young people to see that you can be strong and you can be irreverent and you can say what you want and you have the freedom of speech, but I’ve learned that vulnerability is actually an asset. It can be just as much of an asset as strength.”

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STONER: Making Money With Your Music

A few months ago I was discussing the current state of music with a music publisher/producer in Nashville and asked the age-old question: “How does an artist make money with their music these days?” Obviously, this is a loaded question, but I really wanted to know how artists are trying to make a living in the current file sharing, $0.99 per download world. The answer I got back was pretty standard and boring: “If you figure out the answer to that one, you let me know.”

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It really is tougher than ever to make a living or even part-time dollars creating music. I don’t know any musician that picked up an instrument solely to get rich; maybe to get chicks, but not to get rich. While most artists would be fine making a meager living being able to create and perform their art, even that is a tall order these days. The worst part of this is that a ton of new music has been stifled because Jack and Jane Musician are working low-paying 50 hours a week jobs to pay the bills, buy their instruments, maybe a PA system, and a trailer or truck to haul it in, while paying for cutting some demos of their original songs. To even try to “hit the road to make a living” is just asking to be homeless when bar gigs pay no more now than they did 25 years ago. Music labels have been decimated by the music file-sharing world, so there isn’t much venture money to help new bands along and promote them.

So, about a year ago I set out on a quest to find some non-standard ways for musicians to make money with their original music without living on the street. Admittedly, I haven’t had the time to look under all the rocks and I’m still on the prowl but I’ll share with you what I have learned so far with a meager budget of $500 for the project.

First, I’m going to cover some songwriting basics and let me say some of this has been “borrowed” from my friend, John Bohlinger’s (yes, I’m name dropping) monthly column in Premier Guitar magazine (all borrowed info is in quotes). John is a Nashville multi-instrumentalist best know for his work as band leader for all six season of NBC’s hit program Nashville Star, the 2011, 2010 and 2009 CMT Music Awards, as well as many specials for GAC, PBS, CMT, and USA:

He shares: “When you write a song, you immediately own the song — 100 percent of the songwriter’s share and 100 percent of the publisher’s share. The song exists as soon as you’ve written or recorded it, and can potentially be worth money. The profits from a song are split evenly between the writer(s) and publisher.”

If you do your own publishing, you get all of the royalties or licensing from a song. If you have someone publish for you, you would split the profits 50/50. If you and your buddy co-write a song and you use a publisher, the publisher gets 50% (100% of the publishing) of the profits and the writers get 25% each (100% writing credit split two ways). In a band with 5 members, the members would have to figure out how to split up the 100% writers credit between the 5 musicians depending on how much input each member had writing the song. The drummer usually gets nothing — just kidding, drummers!!!!

Confused yet? It gets better.

What’s a publisher? John writes: “Before recordings, songwriters earned money from sheet music printed by publishers. Today, publishers don’t print much music, but they do administrate copyrights, license songs, and collect royalties for songwriters. Most importantly, publishers pitch songs to recording artists to get cuts.”

Publishers sometimes pay for recording demos of songs and often pay writers a “draw” (a monetary advance against future royalties earned). If the writer’s songs earn money, the publisher recoups the advance through the writer’s share of royalties. If the songs never make money, the publisher takes a loss. Keep in mind that as a new writer, you won’t get offered an advance since you are unproven as a writer. Most new writers without connections in New York, Nashville, or Los Angeles will need to use a publisher to get their songs “out there.”

Do you need a publisher? Bohlinger replies: “A great publisher works wonders. Bob Dylan did not become a legend because of his first few poor-selling albums. His publisher got his songs recorded by the Byrds, the Mamas & the Papas, Peter Paul & Mary, Sonny & Cher, The Hollies, and nearly every other successful act in the ’60s. After his songs hit for others, people discovered Dylan’s own recordings. Publishing worked for Dylan, but it’s not for everybody.”

Actual Dollars: There are royalty rates, mechanical royalties, licensing, and synchronization dollars. Your music can be sold for a flat fee OR you can hope it gets picked up by a big artist, put in a movie, TV show, or video game and then collect your royalties. I won’t go into detail on the standard amounts as that would double the size of this blog post your reading and put you to sleep.

Where To Sell Your Music: This is a big one. There are probably a million places and ways to go to sell your music so I’m going to tell you about two things I tried with my $500 budget. A friend of mine who is an excellent songwriter and I teamed up to try to sell his music. The first thing I did was order a publication that I had read about called Music Row Publisher’s Special that you can buy for $30 at http://www.musicrow.com/subscribe/ (Look for the back issue title Publisher’s Special). This directory gave me the names, websites, e-mails, and addresses of the big publishers in Nashville. This was tedious work but I went to each website and searched for their submission policies. They are all different so this takes time. Some refused to accept unsolicited material but many would accept emailed files or a sample CD but they all are very strict in their guidelines. I probably sent about 60 emails or CDs and did not hear back from most of them. However, it only takes one and a couple months ago, I heard back from a publisher on one particular song that he liked, and we struck a publishing deal.

As a new songwriter, no dollars were advanced, but we do now have one of the artist’s songs in a publisher’s catalog for the next two years in Nashville being shopped to big artists. If the song gets picked up and recorded and actually sells, royalties will start showing up about a year later (the industry moves SLOW). You will inevitably receive offers from many of these places offering to “pitch your song” for a fee. Some are legit and some are not. Without knowing whom to trust (or having much of a budget), I stayed away from those offers. Again, no money has come in but the seeds were planted in hopes of some future payoff.

The other avenue we tried was using TAXI. Taxi.com claims to be the leading independent A&R company (song pitchers) in the world. Here’s the lowdown, you pay $200 for a one-year subscription to TAXI. They have listings of songs needed in different genres for publishers, movie producers, TV show producers, artist’s managers, video game designers, etc. You find a listing you want to submit to you and for $5 (per listing) you submit a song and your artist profile. Your song is then evaluated by a TAXI representative to see if they feel it fits the listing and is of high enough quality to submit to their client. If it gets through the TAXI rep, they send the song to their client and the client will contact you directly if they want to make a deal. After about 25 submissions, we had two songs make it through and were presented to TAXI clients. One was for a TV show and the other for an Australian publisher. It’s been a few months, and we haven’t heard anything yet. However, I don’t know how long it usually takes to hear back from the end client. The downside is there’s no way to prove any of these listings actually exists. You are putting quite a bit of trust in everything being printed by TAXI. The band Crossfade was signed through TAXI and became a big success, so they are held up as the gold standard for this model, but buyer beware.

So, that is how we have spent the $500. Three seeds have been planted, and we now wait to see if anything grows.

THE ODDYSEY CONTINUES…

Summary

Musicians are usually very wary of business people and for good reason. The music industry has a history littered with artists being manipulated and outright robbed by business people. Do your homework and read everything you can on music business. Information is your weapon in the music industry and you need all the weapons you can get your hands on. Many artists are frightened to outright sell a piece of music, but don’t make that mistake. I know there’s a possibility that your song could go to the top of the charts, and you will be banging your head on the wall listening to it the rest of your life. But believe me, those chances are very slim and if you’re that good, you’ll be able to write another hit. Many would argue that this is a stupid way to do business. Maybe, but if you want to make music, selling your tunes outright may be what allows you to do just that.

John offers this example: “Willie Nelson shares this philosophy. He received less than $300 in total for three of the biggest revenue-generating songs of all time — ‘Crazy,’ ‘Ain’t It Funny How Time Slips Away,’ and ‘Night Life.’ Though he lost millions on these songs, their success made people recognize his genius as an artist (and gullibility as a businessman), which led to the incredible career he’s enjoyed for over half a century. Had Willie not sold his songs for a pittance to some smarter businessmen, he may not have become Willie Nelson. Business people will exploit the talents of artists, but usually some reward makes it to the artists, enabling them to create. Sometimes the best business plan in the arts is to focus on making great art.”

Steve Stoner

Roadies work at a Bon Jovi concert

STONER: The Roadie Reality

Roadies work at a Bon Jovi concert

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I’m not sure how many people really pay attention at big music concerts to the roadies, but I usually look for them and take note of what they’re doing, how tired and worn out they look, and watch their interaction with the band. I don’t have much experience as a roadie. What experience I do have quickly helped me figure out it is not the life for me. The word “roadie” actually covers a wide variety of jobs. Obviously the word derives from people on the “road” setting up, tearing down, and transporting all of the PA, lights, and instruments for artists. The term pretty much describes all of the “behind-the-scenes” people that make sure the performers look as good as they can possibly look. However, the word can also describe local help in each city that helps unload trucks, do most of the ‘heavy lifting’, and loading the trucks back up at the end of the night. That was most of my experience. Obviously, the local help can usually be anyone with a healthy back and willingness to do some heavy lifting work for no money and poor treatment … just to say you worked as a roadie for your favorite band and maybe you get to meet them as they exit the stage and pick up a couple of picks or broken drum sticks.

Light rig at a Bon Jovi concert

Those of you who were music fans in the late ‘80s and early ‘90s in the Quincy/Hannibal area probably remember the big name acts that played at the Hannibal riverfront amphitheater. Waylon Jennings, Bob Dylan, Poison, Ratt, Warrant, Damn Yankees, Tesla, Pantera, Skid Row, and many other big names in entertainment played this venue. Some of us brave souls volunteered to be the local help for many of those shows, and that is where I learned what it means to be a roadie. The tough part was lifting amps, lighting rigs, and other equipment that seemed to weigh a ton, but that was offset by great memories of meeting some of the bands and watching Ted Nugent act like an excited schoolboy shooting his bow next to the river. One personal memory that was a little spooky was the lead singer of Pantera mistaking me for someone else and jumping in my face demanding to know where his bottle of Jägermeister was stashed. Fortunately, one of my guitar heroes, Dimebag Darrell jumped in and saved me, which gave me a great story to tell.

It was during this Pantera (opening for Skid Row) show that I was able to talk with some professional roadies and find out what their life is really like. Normally, there isn’t too much time to talk to these guys and quite a few of them aren’t in the mood to talk to the “local help”.

Sambora guitars

However, there was plenty of time on this day. After having my band play the two nights before in different towns, myself and a couple bandmates slept in our car over at the Hannibal amphitheater ready to work (although very tired and not smelling too good). When the trailers showed up with the PA and lighting, we started to unload case after case while the professional roadies started to put everything together on the stage and attach the lighting rig to the stage cover. Suddenly, we were told there might be a structure problem with the stage and overhang and people were on the way to check it out. This was about 9 a.m. About 3 to 4 hours later after sitting in the sun all morning, the stage was given the all clear and the race was on to get everything ready to go. So during the long delay, I had time to talk to professional roadies and was told delays like this happen all the time.  These guys (and sometimes gals) spend their lives setting up equipment in one city and work through all the snags only to tear everything down after the last note, load it up and go to the next city.

Trucks used by Bon Jovi road crew

Their only sleep is usually in the trucks on the way to the next town or a couple hours before the band starts playing. The guys told me they really look forward to a day off. I assumed this was to get some rest but they explained that it’s also so they can actually get a warm shower and sleep in a bed. Of course they all had some great inside stories about the rock stars they’ve worked with and the crazy personalities they deal with every day. Most people think these folks are just around to lift things, plug in cables, and bring girls backstage but if you work behind the scenes at a show you will see that while a little crazy, most of these guys are electricians, construction professionals, and sound engineers with degrees and certifications in their field. Many of them are roadies simply for the love of the adventure and the music. While it’s great for a certain type of person, I decided to go back to college after my summer as a roadie.

Bon Jovi road crew members

The 2011 Bon Jovi tour had a crew of more than 190 people with a huge set packed into 1,000 flight cases loaded on to 18 trucks. Their backline crew chief describes the process of tearing down after the last note is played as “organized chaos”. The crew chief says they usually work 21 hour days starting at 6 a.m. and build the stage in about 8 hours. Lighting rigs can take much longer in addition to the almost 10,000 pounds of video screens. Because of the travel and setup time, the band has four structural stages, taking 3-days each to build as they leapfrogged across Europe last summer. “Sometimes we have to remind ourselves that the film Spinal Tap is just a movie and not an instructional video,” says David Byran’s keyboard tech Bill St Amour.

The Bon Jovi touring crew usually leaves a venue about 2:30 a.m. with the trucks that house the drum sets, amps, and guitars that are used every night going to the next venue while the stage crew goes to the location Bon Jovi will play several nights later. As the Emerson, Lake and Palmer lyric says: “Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.”

Steve Stoner

Check out this roadie reality from The Police road crew and Tour Production Manager:

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LIVE EVENTS: AC/DC tribute band, Turner Hall show and Tri Point Paradox

Keith Franx (acoustic)
WHEN: 6 p.m. Thursday
WHERE: Martinis at 515, 515 Maine

PubL1c D1sturbance and Devonte “Jonvine” Clark (rock)
WHEN: 8 a.m. Friday
WHERE: Turner Hall, 926 Hampshire
COST: $3

George Cate featuring Steve Stoner (acoustic)
WHEN: 8 p.m. Friday
WHERE: Martinis at 515, 515 Maine

Highway 99 (country)
WHEN: 8:30 p.m. Friday
WHERE: Johnny Bang Bang’s, 138 N. Front

Ketcham Louden Live (acoustic)
WHEN: 9:30 p.m. Friday
WHERE: One Restaurant & Bar, 600 Hampshire

AD/HD (Tribute to AC/DC)
WHEN: 8:30 p.m. Saturday
WHERE: Johnny Bang Bang’s, 138 N. Front

The Cheeseburgers (classic rock)
WHEN: 8:30 p.m. Saturday
WHERE: The Wood Inn, Carthage, Ill.

Kevin Brashears & The Mighty Mississippi Band (country/classic rock)
WHEN: 9 p.m. Saturday
WHERE: The Holler and Swaller Saloon, 538 Washington

Tri Point Paradox (rock)
WHEN: 9:30 p.m. Saturday
WHERE: One Restaurant & Bar, 600 Hampshire

Barrington Wildfire (acoustic)
WHEN: 2 p.m. Sunday
WHERE: Ridgeview Winery, Mount Sterling

More details on upcoming shows are available on the calendar page at www.thelocalq.com.

For information on bands and concert venues, go to the music page at www.thelocalq.com.

Submit details for upcoming shows at www.thelocalq.com/node/1767.

Tascam 4-track recording device

STONER: State of Home Recording

StudioOne Software for recording music

Tascam 4-track recording device

Tascam 4-track recording device

Those of you old musicians like me (born in the ‘50s to ‘70s) probably remember home studios that include cassette tapes and playing your part of a song over and over until you got the perfect take. Usually, this was a 4-track recording device, which means (for non-musicians) that you could record four different instruments at different times and mix them all together. In the late ‘80s, I started to see and use the same format for 8-track and 16-track machines. At that time, these systems could range in price from $200 for a 4-track machine to $1,000 for a 16-track machine. The systems were all inclusive machines. By that, I mean they included ¼” inputs for the different tracks, EQs for each channel and for the overall recording, sometimes built-in reverb and delays. When you finished your recording, you would mix the recording on to a cassette tape and that was your finished product. Pretty archaic by today’s terms but seemed pretty advanced at the time.

In the early ‘90s, new digital systems started to hit the market called DAT (Digital Audio Tape) and ADAT (Alesis Digital Audio Tape) tape recorders, which used VHS tapes (used in VCRs for all you old people) and allowed you record digitally (higher quality) and you could hook ADAT machines together until you had up to 128 tracks. These machines cost thousands of dollars at that time, so they were used mostly in studios rather than home studios. They also needed a mixing board and outboard effects systems, so they were not designed for home use. However, they were the start of the digital recording revolution that changed the game in recording.

Tascam 24-track recording device

I was pretty much absent from the music world from the mid-‘90s until about six years ago, so I can’t speak for the evolution that happened through this time. What I can tell you is that six years ago when I wanted to start recording again, I was thrilled that I didn’t have to go try to buy cassette tapes anymore. What I found was that not only had home recording equipment advanced by light years, but also the prices were much cheaper. I started out choosing a Tascam 24-track recorder with a built-in hard drive and CD-burner. This machine acted very much like the old 4-tracks in terms of plugging in an instrument or microphone and getting the EQ levels set and hitting record. However, a small LCD monitor showed all the levels and helped you scroll through all of the built-in software to add digital effects to each track. With 24 tracks, I never had trouble fitting in the instrument and vocal tracks I needed, and built-in compressors and mastering effects helped the final song sound great. When I was done, I could burn the song directly to a CD and play it in a standard CD player. All of this cost about $599, so it made for a great recording system. However, after a year, I was getting bored and had heard quite a bit about the new DAW systems.

So, from there, I decided to sell the system I had and was able to get most of my money out of it. I then moved into the 21st century and received some great advice from fellow musicians about DAWs (Digital Audio Workstation). Simply put, a DAW uses a small interface box with a USB cable coming out one end. You plug your guitar, keyboard, bass or microphone into the other end of the box, and the box magically converts your analog audio signal into computer 1’s and 0’s that flow through the USB cable into your computer. The DAW software receives the signal and records it. While that seems cool, the DAW software is where the real magic happens.

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There are many different brands of DAW software. The most popular and commonly used DAW is Pro-Tools. This software is used in most studios these days to make the magic happen. I chose a different brand of software called Cubase because it had a more open platform (files could be used on other systems easier than Pro-Tools). Other DAW programs are Cakewalk, and, of course, Apple has their own software called Garageband. All of these systems pretty much work the same. You use the hard drive of your computer to store all of your recorded tracks and finished songs. The software uses virtual mixing boards on your computer screen in order for you to mix the tracks together and add digital effects. One nice part … unlimited tracks. That’s right, you can record and mix as many tracks as you want. Pretty nice compared to the old 4-track cassette systems. The software lets you mix and master your songs on screen and then you can convert them to an .mp3 (used for all mp3 players or will play on a CD in a CD player) or a .wav file which is typically used for CDs and is a much bigger file with more robust sound than an .mp3 file.

My brother, who lives in Quincy, was able to setup the same system I had, and we were able to e-mail files back and forth to each other to record and mix full songs. Another bright spot for this system: The complete cost of the software and hardware combined costs around $200. The same cost as a 4-track cassette machine 25 years ago. I love technology!!!!!

Steve Stoner

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STONER: Music awards shows – by the numbers

Imagine the voice of the late Andy Rooney saying all this because I really feel old as I rant about music award shows.  I’m sure there will be those that love awards shows, so to those, I’m sorry for what you are about to read.

You’ve heard almost all artists at one point or another vocalize their disdain for award shows, but most of those same artists proudly display their Grammy hardware in the first room you see inside their house once they win one. So with the Grammy’s coming up in a few weeks, here’s my rant on music award shows (this could also easily translate to movie awards).

Now, I know I teach college finance so I’m a dorky “numbers guy,” but shouldn’t the winner of each category be who has sold the most downloads and albums for the year? NASCAR winners have to earn the most points to win the Sprint Cup.  The winner of a baseball, basketball, soccer, or football games have to win by scoring the most point, not vote on who is the best team.  Ryan Braun didn’t win the batting title because he was voted the best batter in the league last year.  No, he took steroids and put up the NUMBERS to win that award. Why do music artists win an award simply because some people in the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences that may know nothing about that genre of music voted for them as the Best Male Vocalist, Best Rap Video, etc.?

While some artists change their tune (no pun intended) about the Grammy’s when they get nominated, some artists like Maynard James Keenan, lead singer of metal band Tool, stick to their guns and do not attend the Grammy Awards ceremony to receive an award when they get nominated. He explained his reasons: “I think the Grammys are nothing more than some gigantic promotional machine for the music industry. They cater to a low intellect and they feed the masses. They don’t honor the arts or the artist for what he created. It’s the music business celebrating itself. That’s basically what it’s all about.”  Tell us what you really think Maynard! Definitely some truth to that and I think it actually would be cool if some of the awards were vote-based to include those artists who haven’t made a dent commercially but are talented artists.  Maybe that award could be voted on by other artists in that genre.  But that should be the exception, not the rule.

Andy Rooney

A very popular example of the problem is when Jethro Tull won the Grammy for best Hard Rock/Metal performance over Metallica in 1988. Few problems there, (1) Jethro Tull wasn’t a heavy metal band, (2) the guys voting for this didn’t even know who Metallica OR Jethro Tull actually was, but the biggest is (3) Metallica probably outsold Jethro Tull by 1,000 times that year. The Grammy folks could have saved themselves a lot of embarrassment that year by just putting the numbers together and awarding the Grammy to the artist who sold the most singles or albums that year. How hard is that? Jethro Tull could have been included in the Best Flute/Rock Group Performance category. It’s probably in the 109 categories they had last year. By the way, they’ve restructured the Grammy’s so we only have to deal with 78 categories this year. Whew! That will help (sarcasm).

Also, who actually votes for these awards? Who is actually in “The Academy” that gets to cast their almighty vote? Here’s a discussion that needs to be made…..”Mr. or Mrs. Academy Voter, may I please see your iPod to see if you own any songs you voted for?”.  If not, you are no longer a registered voter.

Even the People’s Choice Awards that is supposed to be based on votes from the general public is skewed. No ballots ever came to my mailbox or inbox. Am I supposed to go research how to cast my vote?  Well, that’s way down on my priority list. How about an email to everyone who has bought an Amazon.com or iTunes download?  Or better yet, just tally the number of downloads and base awards on the numbers. I realize this will mean the Entertainer of the Year will probably be Justin Bieber or Lady Gaga. Not a fan of either one, BUT I’d say these artists deserve the award if they sold the most albums, downloads or concert tickets over the course of the year.  The numbers proved they should win that award.

Oh and one last rant: if an artist is asked to perform at one of these shows and they turn around say “surebut I’d like Ludacris to come on stage and sing one of the verses with me,” that artist should be banned for life from ever getting an award or performing on an awards show. Jason Aldean and Christina Aguilera need to stand on their own two feet. Nothing against Ludacris or Eminem but they have their own rap categories they can

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compete in. That move hasn’t been cool since Run DMC and Aerosmith did “Walk This Way” in the ’80s. That was the one time it was cool. OK, maybe Tim McGraw and Nelly got away with it, but again — exception, not the rule.

Anyway, the major benefit of using sales numbers is that there will no longer be a need for 20 different awards shows. Sorry to those of you that love awards season, but I don’t think we need the MTV Awards, CMT Music Awards, American Music Awards, the Grammys, VH1 Awards, Soul Train Awards, you get the idea. Just one show is needed and all of the sales numbers can be tallied one time.

OK, I’m turning off my channeling of Andy Rooney now and getting ready to plan my Grammy party. I hope they take my advice this year, as they’ve been ignoring me for way too long.

Steve Stoner

LIVE EVENTS: Cosmic Cow, Wrecking Ball, Cheeks McGee and more

Jared Holbrook (acoustic)
WHEN: 7 p.m. Friday
WHERE: Spirit Knob Winery, Usra

Cheeks McGee (acoustic)
WHEN: 7:30 p.m. Friday
WHERE: Ridgeview Winery, Mount Sterling

Raised On Radio (rock/blues)
WHEN: 8 p.m. Friday
WHERE: South Side Boat Club, Keokuk, Iowa

Wrecking Ball (classic rock)
WHEN: 8:30 p.m. Friday
WHERE: The Blind Pig, 900 N. 12th St.

Eleven (classic rock)
WHEN: 9:30 p.m. Friday
WHERE: One Restaurant & Bar, 600 Hampshire

Raised On Radio (rock/blues)
WHEN: 8:30 p.m. Saturday
WHERE: Johnny Bang Bang’s, 138 N. Front

Cosmic Cow (cover)
WHEN: 9:30 p.m. Saturday
WHERE: One Restaurant & Bar, 600 Hampshire

Highway 99 (country)
WHEN: 2 p.m. Sunday
WHERE: Ridgeview Winery, Mount Sterling

More details on upcoming shows are available on the calendar page at www.thelocalq.com.

For information on bands and concert venues, go to the music page at www.thelocalq.com.

Submit details for upcoming shows at www.thelocalq.com/node/1767.

The Luna Imagine guitar

STONER: Finding The Right Starter Guitar

The Luna Imagine guitar

The Luna Imagine guitar

Admittedly, I spend way too much money on guitars. I’m an addict and there’s no hope for me. Unfortunately, my tastes also gravitate to the higher-end guitars that cost around $800 to $2,000. I’m asked frequently if a guitar that costs that much sounds or plays different enough from a $300 guitar to justify the expense. Probably not, but that’s for a whole different blog post. My kids probably don’t need Nike shoes when the quality of the Wal-Mart specials are about the same but they still think they “need” (and get) the Nike’s.

 

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I’m also frequently asked what a person should buy for themselves or their children for a starter guitar. Since I run a charity where we teach beginner guitar, I’ve become very familiar with starter guitars and have actually been able to find some very quality guitars in the $200 range. Obviously, if you are unsure whether you really want to play guitar or if you have a child that wants to learn to play, it’s best to stay in the lower end guitars just in case it gets strummed a couple of times and then shoved under the bed.

 

So, here’s my advice to those looking for a starter guitar.

First, figure out which type of guitar you would like to play. Would you like an electric guitar, a classical guitar, or an acoustic guitar? For new guitarists, I would suggest staying away from classical guitars. They are very cheap but the necks are much larger than acoustics, which makes them hard to play, and since they have nylon strings, you don’t get the steel string acoustic sounds that you typically hear in your favorite songs. Electric guitars are great but are usually more expensive and require an amplifier. Therefore, most starters find it is better to start with steel string acoustic guitars for the reason that it is much cheaper than an electric guitar, and it is easier to play than a classical guitar. It’s much easier later to move from acoustic to electric than to start on electric and move to acoustic because the acoustic necks are a bit larger than electric guitars. Something else to think about is whether you would want an acoustic guitar that has a built-in pickup (usually called an acoustic/electric) or just a regular, acoustic guitar without a pickup. A pickup means that the guitar has electronics inside the guitar that picks up the sounds of the strings and can transmit the sounds (through a guitar cord) to an amplifier. If you plan to eventually play the guitar in a band, at church or anywhere else where it will need amplified through a PA system or amp, it would be best to buy an acoustic/electric even though they cost a little bit more.

Aria AW-20 acoustic guitar

So let’s assume you’ve decided on an acoustic guitar to start with. Secondly, (and this is a big one), choose to buy from a local music store. I don’t say that just to support small local businesses. While that is a great reason, there is much more to it. I’ve fallen into the trap of finding guitars online that have great prices, free shipping, and in some cases avoid sales tax. However, you need to find a guitar that makes you feel comfortable. You should feel a “spark” or a “connection” to a guitar after trying out a few of them, and you can’t do that online. You also might be able to find a cheap guitar at Wal-Mart or K-Mart but you can’t try them out to compare them and you certainly can’t take it back to have the action (distance between the strings and fret board) lower or higher, or some other modification made. A local music store can help you try different options, they typically have both new and used guitars (which may help get the price lower), and they can do any type of setup work on the guitar to customize it to your liking.

 

So, now let’s move on to some specific brands and models. While there are literally hundreds of models and brands in this range that are good guitars, I’m going to touch on some acoustic models that I have actually played AND that you can get through local music stores in Quincy.

Dean Performer guitar

For a child, I would suggest a cool Luna guitar like I just bought for my youngest son at Second String Music. The Luna Imagine guitar costs just over $100 and is part instrument, part art project for kids. It’s a black guitar that comes with erasable markers so your child can draw pictures on the guitar. My son actually labeled the strings on the guitar with the markers and wrote down chords for a song I taught him right on the body of the guitar. The guitar comes with erasable markers and a gig bag to protect the guitar.

Fender CD-60 acoustic

For adult beginners, you can spend about $250 and get an Aria AW-20 acoustic guitar or buy a ¾ size Aria AF-20 for around $200. Both of these models are great for beginners. For around $300 you can jump up to a Dean Performer E acoustic that has a pickup and built-in tuner, spruce top and mahogany back and sides. This is a cool looking black guitar that plays and sounds great. Luna, Aria, and Dean guitars are available through Second String Music at 800 S. Eighth in Quincy.

 

Fender CD-60CE

For around $250, you can also buy a Fender CD-60 acoustic. This is an all-wood (spruce top and mahogany sides & back) guitar and comes with a hardshell case. It gets great reviews on all the guitar forums and is great for beginner guitarists. For an extra $50 or so you can get a Fender CD-60CE. This guitar adds electronics (hence the “E” at the end of the model number) so you can amplify the guitar if needed. It also has a cutaway (hence the “C” in the model number), which means the guitar has part of the body cutaway from where it attaches the fretboard so you can reach the higher frets. It also comes with a hardshell case, which is a nice benefit. Time To Play Music at 307 N. 36th St, Suite 107, in Quincy is an authorized Fender dealer and has these models in stock or can get them for you.

Again, I would strongly suggest going to the music stores and trying out a few guitars. See which one(s) moves you and feels comfortable. You might also see some used guitars that might move you as much or more than a new one and that’s not something you can find online or in Walmart. That will be the right guitar for you.

Oh, and if you do try to play guitar and figure out it’s just not for you, there are some great charities that can use donated guitars. See www.facebook.com/sixstringheroes for one such charity.

Steve Stoner

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STONER: Buy the book, not just a chapter

Recently I was looking for some management info for Keith Urban and while looking at the credits inside the CD cover of “Defying Gravity,” I noticed a statement from Keith to the listener that said “If you bought this record… you can get the cliff notes or you can get the whole story… THANK YOU for choosing the journey of the whole album… it means more to me than you know.”

Now I realize as I approach 40 here in a few months, that I’m not exactly the target demographic for record labels. Teenagers always have been and always will be the target demographic for popular music. However, this statement from Keith Urban got me thinking about how much young people miss by instantly downloading music to their iPod without ever knowing the story behind the songs, putting the message from multiple songs on an album together, and especially reading the album/CD jackets and inserts.

When artists write music for an album, they are going through a journey with similar topics and subjects.  Sometimes the songs on an album fit together like a jigsaw puzzle or chapters in a book. Hearing just one song can give you a small glimpse of the overall picture but it certainly doesn’t tell the whole story.  You’d never buy just one chapter of a book from Amazon for your Kindle — you’d buy the whole book. Amazon now lets you download a free chapter from a book as a teaser to get you to buy the whole book. Unfortunately, music buyers today don’t buy in the same manner so it doesn’t work this way.

Now, taken to the extreme, an album with interrelated songs is considered a concept album. In the ’80s the first concept album I listened to (when CDs were relatively new) was “Operation: Mindcrime,” by Queensryche.  While I had heard quite a few singles on the radio such as “Eyes of a Stranger,” “I Don’t Believe in Love,” and “Revolution Calling,” it wasn’t until I listened to the whole CD from beginning to end that I realized how those pieces of the puzzle fit into the overall concept and storyline. Classic concept albums like Pink Floyd’s, “The Wall,” The Who’s, “Tommy,” and David Bowie’s, “The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust,” would make very little sense to those

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who have only heard the handful of songs on the radio. But of course these albums came out when you had to buy the whole album and you wanted to listen to the whole thing.

The other part of the album concept I really miss is (I’m going to go wayyyy back now) having the inserts with the vinyl albums that you could take out and read about the band, the lyrics and see incredible full color photos of the band playing live. I grew up in a country music household, so my first memories of this were Alabama and Kenny Rogers records and I fondly remember reading every word from the inserts of “Mountain Music” and “The Gambler” and seeing pictures of Alabama in concert.  And what rock and roll fan could forget those incredible pictures of KISS in their albums showing the explosions and a fire-breathing demon? I wonder how many teenagers saw those inserts and decided to sell everything they own to be able to go to KISS concert.

When I think about where music goes from here, I don’t really see why artists continue to take time to make a complete album if all they are going to sell is singles. With the recording technology today, an incredibly high quality recording can be made on the tour bus, uploaded to iTunes to sell to fans, and the song played live later that night at their concert. That may seem far-fetched but I don’t think we’re too far away from that right now. I know we can’t go back and the future is simply singles downloaded from iTunes, Amazon, and streamed from Pandora, but I sure hate seeing my boys miss out on the cool things they don’t know ever existed.

Steve Stoner

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STONER: Major League Baseball intro songs

Since I live in a baseball city and am a big Cardinals fan, I decided to do a little investigation into something we all hear at the stadium but never give much thought to: the introduction at-bat music for each player.

This is the song that you hear about 3-5 seconds of as the player walks to the plate. The origin of the intro song is believed by many to be rooted in the early 1970s when the Yankees played “Pomp and Circumstance” upon closer Sparky Lyle’s entrance into games. It caught on with pop culturing in the 1989 movie “Major League” when Charlie Sheen’s character, Ricky Vaughn, ran onto the field to the raucous “Wild Thing”. These days some players take it pretty lightly, but other players put a lot of thought and effort into choosing their song. Many have their Facebook or Twitter fans vote for their song.

Though Major League Baseball doesn’t specify a specific number of seconds that a song clip can play, the league does specify that the batter’s music should start immediately after he’s announced and should stop when he reaches the dirt cut-out around home plate. As for the content of the song, baseball leaves it up to the clubs to “use good judgment.” Hmmmmm, that seems risky. Starting pitchers have their own music, but those tunes are often lost in the shuffle of the top of the first when everyone is finding their seat and cramming down some peanuts and cracker jacks. Closers have better luck getting fans attention. Mariano Rivera, of course, instills the fear of God into opponents when he trots out of the Yankee Stadium bullpen to Metallica’s “Enter Sandman.”

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While it may seem like a fairly insignificant piece of the baseball routine, image-conscious ballplayers love the chance to express themselves as the spotlight shifts to them at home plate. Jose Reyes owns a record label and sometimes uses his own music as his intro song. When it comes to poor choices in at bat songs, the former Yankee Nick Johnson always gets a mention. He came to the plate to Miley Cyrus’s “Party in the USA,” reportedly because it was his daughter’s favorite song.  Apparently some bands lobby to get their songs included as intro music by sending gifts and gift cards to the players (as if the players can’t afford to pay their bill at Chili’s).

Wouldn’t it be cool if you could have some “at-bat music” at work? Let’s say every time you have to give a presentation, on your way to the podium, they play your song to get you pumped up.  Or if you work at a fast food place, they play your song as the next car drives around in order for you to hand their order to them?  OK, I’m getting a little off-topic here, but think about what song you’d have played. Please reply on Facebook or the Local Q website and let me know what your personal “at-bat music” would be. Interestingly, “Your Love” by The Outfield was picked by quite a few players (Eric Byrnes, Gordon Beckham, Kelly Johnson).  Say what?  Good song, but I thought I was the only one who liked it, back in the ’80s. And I’m not real sure how this pumps up a batter.

Anyway, here are some interesting choices from around the MLB:

Albert Pujols – “Five Second,” by Canton Jones  (Did anyone hear he signed with the Angels?)

Carlos Beltran – “El Esta Aqui,” (He Is Here) by David y Abraham

Matt Holiday – “Chicken Fried,” by Zac Brown Band

Skip Schumaker – “The Stroke,” by Billy Squier

David Freese – “Little Pink Houses,” by John ‘COUGAR’ Mellencamp

Nick Punto – “In the Air Tonight,” by Phil Collins

Mark Hamilton – “ET,” by Katy Perry

Drew Stubbs – “Riot,” by Three Days Grace

Edgar Renteria – Any song by 2Pac, requested to mix it up each time

Kelly Johnson – “Bulls on Parade,” by Rage Against the Machine

John Smoltz – “Thunderstruck,” by AC/DC

David Ortiz – “Big Poppa,” by Notorious B.I.G.

Mike Lowell & Jay Bruce – “Iron Man,” by Black Sabbath

Josh Beckett & Brad Hawpe – “Rockstar,” by Nickelback

Nick Swisher – “Danger Zone,” by Kenny Loggins

Joey Votto – “Black Betty” by Ram Jam

Lance Berkman – “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” by Johnny Cash & “Cat Scratch Fever” by Ted Nugent

Billy Butler – “Click Click Boom,” by Saliva

Ryan Braun – “Power,” by Kanye West

Randy Wolf – “By Demons Be Driven” by Pantera

Kyle Kendrick (pitcher) – “Been Caught Stealing” by Jane’s Addiction (clever)

Chase Utley – “Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin

Roy Oswalt – “My Kinda Party,” by Jason Aldean

Joakim Soria – “Welcome to the Jungle,” by Guns N’ Roses

Derek Jeter  - “Otis,” by Jay-Z & Kanye West

Mark Teixeira – “I Wanna Rock,” by Twisted Sister

Alex Rodriguez – “Welcome to the Jungle,” by Jay-Z & Kanye West

Steve Stoner